I saw a gorilla eat its poop live at Lincoln Park Zoo. It was an experience. Its pee, too.
But yeah, moving on, clearly Gaffigan has never actually had a hot pocket, because everything he says is a lie. Well, most of it. I don't know about the lean pockets, or about the breakfast pockets, but I'm down with the calzones. Although, admittedly, today for the first time I did experience the frozen-in-the-middle phenomenon. UNpleasant.
And on an entirely different note, tonight I spent the majority of my time at my friend's place playing Rock Band, which if you haven't played you need to please do that now. Or fork over 500 dollars or whatever it is and get the thing. It's unbelievable.
Can you imagine what video games will be in 20 years? In our lifetime, I remember shitting my pants with excitement over the original Nintendo. I actually shot a duck with a plastic gun, and a dog came and fetched it for me. That was amazing. Now, only... what... 14 or so years later we can simulate being on tour as a rock band, with a drum set, guitars, and vocals. Or we can bowl or play tennis in our living room. Seriously... in the next twenty years we're going to see some crazy things developed.
Video game tester. That'd be the job, right?
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